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I'm nominated for a Reuben award for greeting cards by the N.C.S.!

 

 I went to Chicago Memorial weekend 2006 to attend the National Cartoonist Society's annual awards function as an honest to goodness nominee in a category! I bought a tuxedo and dusted off my snappy reparté and hob-knobbed with a very large crowd of my brothers and sisters in arms. This was my first NCS Reubens Party so I got to know a lot of cartoonists who I had never met before. My lovely wife Vicky came along and met some artists and wives of artists as well. Sad to say they did not give me the Reuben plaque but I gained some exposure and perhaps a little more street cred from the experience.
 Here Vicky and I are standing in front of the poster for the greeting card category nominees. Mine is the upper left one which I heard over and over from eavesdropping nearby was the funniest one among the group! I took some consolation from that. All in all a memorable time with a bunch of great folks who drink way too much!


What I would look like as a South Park Kid

 I did this with a link to the South Park site. If you would like to try it, here... http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio!.html

Here's me as a SPK on his birthday!.


First Buzzbait Fish of the Year
 Topwater lures are the most exciting way to catch a bass. You retrieve a chugging, popping, or propellored lure past a bush or other structure and wait for the explosion of a hungry fish crashing the bait on the surface. It will surprise you when they do and the impulse to yank immediately is strong but you have to wait for the feel of weight on your line or more often than not you will jerk it away from your quarry. Before sunrise and sunset are the best times to throw a surface lure. June 14th I was out and had a good rate of success (4 fish) with the buzzbait you see still in this guy's mouth in the half hour before the sunset on Delaware Reservoir. I let the little fella go to be caught again someday, hopefully by me after he's grown a little more. He was about 3 plus pounds and tugged quite a bit on the end of my string. I caught him out of a submerged bush after several passes through the sticks that poked up out of the water which betrayed his hiding place. I'll have to try this technique again real soon!

I meet Mad magazine editor Al Feldstein!
Ohio State University's Library of Cartoon Art held a luncheon prior to a gallery exhibit and lecture by Mad magazine's original editor Al Feldstein on May 1. Invited to attend the luncheon were the members of the Great Lakes chapter of the National Cartoonist's Society. I attended and had this picture taken of me and Al holding a faux copy of Mad put together with GLC member's art featuring Alfred E. Neuman. My contribution was picked to occupy the back cover! Al asked me to sign my page, what an honor! Al gave a lecture telling stories from back in the day about how Mad came to be along with a few interesting side tales about some hurdles along the way. There was a good sized audience in attendance even though there had been little advance publicity about the event. A reception was held at the Library where an exhibit of pieces from the Mad collection of Rose McDaniels was shown. Note: I had two gags bought by Mad and drawn by Jack Davis and Bob Clarke in '96 one which was a back cover for the June '96 issue. I really should send them some more in the future if I ever get a chance to work on new stuff.

Fishing Season is almost upon us! Yeeaahh!!!
Winter has done its worst but spring approaches and the time is soon coming when I shall be 'On the water again'! There is no other place I would rather be. This little cove is where I bent up my trolling motor shaft last fall but my new motor has arrived and I will be ready. Oh yes, I will.

Downtrodn's New CD Is Out/ (My Son's Punk Band)
The newest Downtrodn CD is available for all you devotees of the classic punk style put forth by my talented kid Aaron aka 'Ratboy' Collins. Actually I don't know if he stills goes by his stage name from an earlier issue. The boys are getting a real polished look with this latest offering. Great photography and studio mastering are just the technical highlights of this collection of angst ridden songs from my singer/songwriter son. The band used to do their practicing in the front room of our house in this quiet little midwestern town for a number of years as they refined that 'Downtrodn' sound. The locals never made a fuss and even professed to slightly enjoying the performances that could hardly be contained even in a sturdily constructed 100 year old house. His mother didn't mind as long as she had her Mickey Mouse earmuffs over ear plugs and could huddle in the kitchen for the duration of the sessions. Now that the gang has their own practice space in the big city I almost miss those evening concerts. Almost. Check out the band's site here at www.Downtrodn.com . They have a new website with pictures of Aaron,Daeron,Ken and a whole bunch of those punk kids that love these guys. His mother blames me for teaching him to play the guitar. I helped with the cover too!- 3/23/05


The Kid Finally Goes Digital

First off I want to welcome everyone to the new web site! It has been a long time in coming but here we are in the 21st century at long last. I resisted getting into the computer age for some reason or other; mostly because I thought I was too old to learn new tricks. It has been ages since I have been in a college classroom and I thought my grey matter might not be able to cope with such a complicated science. Imagine my surprise when I found I could actually read and comprehend the technical manuals that go along with learning graphics programs!

Actually the computer goes hand in hand with the cartooning profession these days and to have clung to the old ways would have meant my doom in this field of young whiz kids. One thing that has always been a dream to me all these years and which is now a reality is the capacity to send my cartoons to clients without having to rely on the postman. Once or twice I have been torpedoed by the careless postal worker who has lost my carefully crafted masterpieces of merriment. Now thanks to the new file sharing sites I can send large files (up to a gig) with a simple e-mail! No more late night trips to the Fed Ex office in the middle of a snow storm! No more frenzied rushes to beat a deadline and scream into town to mail at the last minute! I can draw a cartoon and have it on your desktop ready to print out in a matter of minutes. Yes, life is good in this here modern world.

Well enough about my new found technology. On this page you will get the lowdown on what all the world wants to know. What millions are wondering at any given moment. What is on the lips of inquiring minds gathering around water coolers across this great nation and all around the globe! What is Dan Collins doing right now?! Check in here and you shall be privy to all the latest happenings in the fast-paced universe which is DanWorld.

In case you can't tell, I'm joking. One thing I have always been deadly serious about is that you must never take anything I say seriously. Being serious is never any fun so we won't be doing any of that around here. This place is for fun. There's too little time left for any of us even if we live to be 100 years old so let's have a few laffs and smile!

Humorously yours, Dan- 3/04/05