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Are you looking for a greeting card with that little extra zing to it? Do the greeting cards you find in a regular card store just sort of leave you saying "Enh"? Well now you can get a greeting card that says, "I care enough to send a zany, whacky, drop-pants funny as heck Dan Collins cartoon greeting card!" Or perhaps it says something else but we won't go there right now.

Dan Collins cartoon greeting cards are printed professionally on recycled paper by NobleWorks Inc.a leader in today's greeting card
market and
come with their own brightly colored envelopes.
Just imagine the look on the faces of your friends and family when they open up a Dan Collins cartoon card. Imagine them falling down in convulsions of laughter. You may have to follow up with a get well card!

$2.50 per card and $2.50 postage for one, up to a dozen cards. Order more to save on shipping! For bulk orders contact me @ mrfunnypaper@columbus.rr.com. 

International orders require a minimum of $11.50 postage. Please email me if you wish to order cards for delivery outside the US.

Check out the newest greeting cards in the On-Line Shop

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I can explain
fart away 5000
feelings_not
store santa
hebrew jewish beer
who's fucking who
happy everything card
identity theif
kiss the cook's ass
the lesbians are coming
lesbian toungue depressor
michael jackson
too old to mastubate
wizard of oz
out of print
park and fuck
pussy whipped
uncle sam does not need you
just say ho
holy shitter
out of print
caution: school children with guns
cinderella ass hurts
dildo carved from a stone
lezzie love spat
thank you god
turkey's done or horny
hand signals
santa is an ex-priest
Old Fart
Cat on potty
bad eggs
natural gas grill
gas prices
weather channel
brainfart
not available yet
gingerbread house
butt kissers
edible candy pants
Stanley's running on fumes
jeez whiz
Scaredy cat
seven dwarfs
New York cab
Pandas with bling
wedding cake
mom and feeling guilty
       
       

Card shop owners get in touch with me for volume purchases!

Each card can be purchased by the dozen for $20 plus shipping.

And check out the new cards at the online shop!


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